Top 10 Things That Are More Fun Than Quitting

Here is a list of the top 10 things I think we would be more fun than quitting an addiction:

10.  Stepping on thumb tacks.
 
  9.  Having a tooth extracted without novocaine.
 
  8.  Pulling each of my toenails and finger nails out one by one with pliers.
 
  7.  Being run over the foot by a car.  Twice.  Then having said foot amputated with a rusty saw.
 
  6.  Having each of my fingers broken with a sledgehammer.
 
  5.  Being hit in the eye with the edge of a chipped brick.
 
  4.  Being shot through the hand by a bullet AND an arrow.
 
  3.  Cliff diving and landing on pointy rocks.
 
  2.  Sticking an ice pick in my ear.
 
  1.  Burning alive.

If you can't tell, I really want a fucking cigarette.