My birthday was a couple of weeks ago and instead of having my husband try to figure out what I want, I just ask for money. At first I thought I would buy some new running clothes, but soon realized that I had already combed through the Outlet center and bought everything that I had wanted. Then I thought I would use the money to buy a cool running jacket from a race I will be doing in a couple of weeks, only to find that the shirt they are giving to the entrants is a half-zip pullover with the race emblem on the front. Yeah, I don't really need to waste anymore money on a running jacket if I am already getting one.
So, yesterday I decided to order a new purse. Not that I actually need one, I have plenty, but this one is so fucking COOL! It is made from recycled rubber tires and it is just the right size for a few essentials. It is a little clutch with a wrist strap and the prettiest, blue lining. I am so excited to get it this week, I can hardly stand it.
Now, the burning question that is on everyone's mind (or not) is, did this purchase satisfy me? HELLZ NO!! I mean, I am happy with my purchase and grateful that I am able to spend money on necessities AND splurge a little. I know I will get much use out of this little clutch and not everyone will have the same purse. However, after I entered my credit card info. and received my confirmation, I found myself searching through the website, drooling over the next items I will buy. Please see below for the Top 10 ways to know if you are addicted to shopping.
10. After you make a purchase, you feel the need for a cigarette and a snuggle.
9. The smell of floor wax causes a desire to run to the nearest department store.
8. No matter how many of an item you own, it is never enough. You always need "just one more".
7. You know your credit card number and CVV2 code by heart.
6. The sales associates at Calvin Klein carry pictures of your kids in their wallets.
5. You have gone without eating to save money for a much needed purchase. You can always eat later.
4. You will buy anything. Even from the Dollar Store.
3. Food does not count as a purchase, even when it is from a fancy restaurant.
2. You are upset by child labor laws. Your children could be contributing to your shopping fund.
1. You have seriously considered stripping, hooking or pimping to support your habit. Or, you have already done one or more of these things.
There you have it. Addicted.
